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07 April 2010

The Funny Side of Allergy Season - Ahh, Choo!




I love pollen by brookenovak @ flickr


From Denny: Check out these just wonderful science facts about pollen from Science Daily:


* Under human-induced climate change we expect higher wind speeds and more frequent storms will move pollen and seeds even farther from the source.

* The older a tree gets, the more pollen it produces each year.

* Long-distance dispersal of transgenic pine pollen is a potential problem only if that pollen is viable.

* Until then, the highest pine pollen had ever been found in the atmosphere was 1000 feet

* The odd thing is that pollen germination did not decline as distance increased ... You would expect germination to gradually drop off as pollen floats further away, but that's not the case.

* Pine pollen can travel up to 1800 miles in a short amount of time.


OK, everyone, do you get the idea that the plant world just might be mad at humanity and this is their revenge? As it was I ran across a study of growing hay fever plants in a carbon dioxide rich environment that caused the plants to produce 61% more pollen. Supposedly, we cannot blame the sooty air all on car emissions as apparently plants and trees make up 80% of the pollution.

So, this is what humanity can expect, just in time for the 2012 predictions of the end of the world as we know it: Climate change is causing faster winds and more storms to blow pollen our way from the ends of the earth that we have never experienced. Trees on this planet are arriving in old age so they are having a last fling at reproducing themselves with the ladies so they are sending out Viagra moments at an alarming rate. Pine pollen is like a blood hound; it likes to travel ridiculously long distances and arrive on your doorstep.


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* I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. - James Thurber


*** For the full post with many more funny quotes, a funny allergy season customer service tech support joke and lots of entertaining photos - and your very own special link to a pollen count in your area - hike on over to The Social Poets for Cheeky Quote Day:

Funny Allergy Quotes - Cheeky Quote Day 7 Apr 2010


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06 April 2010

Spring Into Grill Season: Mouthwatering Steaks

From Denny: Now that Spring weather has arrived you might want to get that grill cleaned up and ready for a mouth-watering steak. Chef Big Lou Elrose, the executive pit master at New York City's Wildwood BBQ, shares his successful recipe for spice rubbed pork steaks with apple bourbon barbecue sauce and grilled green beans.

Chef Elrose gave a few tips about his spice rub. He suggested you make it up at least a couple of hours before you wish to use it so the spices have time to blend together. He makes his rub months ahead of time and stores it in a shaker, ready to go. Since it has so much brown sugar in it you might want to refrigerate it, depending upon where you live.

Preparing the grill, Chef Elrose scrubs it down with a scrunched up piece of aluminum foil when his scrub brush is worn down or it's been misplaced. Then, to oil the grill, he places oil on a towel, and, with long tongs he oils the grill carefully. You can get flare-ups so be sure to use long tongs and stand away from the grill as you work. He also suggests leaving the rub to rest on the meat for at least 15 to 20 minutes before placing on the grill to cook.

Enjoy his simple but tasty recipes! Let the summer grilling begin... :)


Recipes Featured:

Big Lou's Grilled Pork Strip Steak
Big Lou's All Purpose Rub
Bourbon Apple BBQ sauce
Grilled Garlic Green Beans





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Big Lou's Grilled Pork Strip Steak

INGREDIENTS:

Two 1/2 pound Pork Top Strip Steak (serves 4)

INGREDIENTS for Big Lou's All Purpose Rub:

2 cups dark brown sugar
1/2 cup kosher salt
1/2 cup Turbinado sugar (sugar in the raw)
1/2 cup paprika
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 tablespoon white pepper
1 tablespoon granulated onion
1 tablespoon granulated garlic
1 teaspoon Ancho chili power
1 teaspoon Cumin
1 teaspoon ground celery seed
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper


DIRECTIONS:

Combine all ingredients for the all purpose rub. Set aside.

Light grill to med-med high. Rub pork steaks with the all purpose rub then grill to an internal temperature of 160°F, about 8-10min. Just before removing from grill, brush with the Bourbon Apple BBQ sauce (recipe below). Allow to rest a few minutes, then slice and serve. Serve with additional BBQ sauce on the side.





Bourbon Apple BBQ sauce

INGREDIENTS:

2 tablespoons butter
1/2 cup chopped onions
1 cup course grated apple
1/4 teaspoon cumin
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1/4 cup bourbon
2 cups ketchup
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
1/2 cup DR. Pepper soda
1/2 cup dark brown sugar
6 tablespoon maple syrup
1 tablespoon molasses
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce


DIRECTIONS:

Melt butter and cook onions for 6-7 minutes over medium heat then add the grated apple, cumin, cinnamon, cayenne pepper and bourbon. In a separate pot heat the ketchup, apple cider vinegar, Dr. Pepper, brown sugar, syrup, molasses, Worcestershire sauce, and simmer for about 3-4 minutes. Combine with the apple bourbon mixture and enjoy!





Grilled Garlic Green Beans

INGREDIENTS:

1 tablespoon olive oil
2 tablespoons butter
1 1/2 tablespoons garlic; chopped
2 cups green beans; blanched
Salt & pepper to taste


DIRECTIONS:

Over a medium high grill or stove top, heat the oil and butter in a large sauté pan. Add the garlic and toast just until it begins to brown. Add the green beans and toss to goat with the butter and garlic. Cook until the beans have warmed through about 4-5 minutes. Season with salt and pepper to taste and serve immediately.


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Yummy Homemade Coconut Cream Pie



Coconut Cream Pie by little blue hen @ flickr


From Denny: When it comes to holidays, new Spring weather and the coming summer, Southern cooks in my area often turn to making coconut cream pie. It's a real crowd pleaser and great for school functions, family gatherings and holidays.

If you don't have the time to make your own pie crust just purchase one from the refrigerated section of your grocery store as many of them are quite good. If you never have made your own, take the challenge and enjoy the fun of "making it from scratch" as the old cooks used to say.

If you don't like meringue to top the pie you can always use a whipped cream topping, preferably the real thing and not the imitation. Also, if you get in a hurry and forget to place the coconut on the topping to toast as it bakes just add toasted coconut later to each individual piece as you serve!





Coconut Cream Pie

From: Food writer Corinne Cook @ 2TheAdvocate

Makes: 1 ( 9-inch) pie

Ingredients:

1 (9-inch) pie crust, baked

Coconut Cream (or Custard) Filling:

2/3 cup sugar
3 tbls. cornstarch OR 1/3 cup all-purpose flour
Small pinch of salt
2 cups milk
3 large eggs, (separate whites from yolks and place in separate bowls)
1-1/2 tbls. butter
1 tsp. vanilla
3/4 cup grated coconut
1/2 cup grated coconut for topping

Meringue:

3 egg whites at room temperature
1/4 tsp. cream of tartar
6 tbls. sugar
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract

Directions:

Coconut Cream (or Custard) Filling:


1. Prepare pie crust and bake. Allow to cool completely.

2. In medium saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch or flour and salt.

3. Gradually stir in the milk and mix well. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until mixture thickens and comes to a boil. Boil for about 1-1/2 minutes more, then remove from heat.

4. Beat egg yolks with a fork until they’re well blended. While stirring, slowly stir about 1 cup of the hot mixture into the beaten egg yolks; then add it back to the hot mixture. Cook, while constantly stirring, another 1 or 2 minutes or until thickened. Remove from heat.

5. Stir in the butter, vanilla and 3/4 cup grated coconut. Pour into baked pie shell which has cooled completely.


Directions for Meringue:

1. Using a mixer, beat egg whites and cream of tartar together until frothy. Gradually start adding sugar a little bit at a time. Beat until stiff and glossy and sugar is dissolved. Beat in vanilla.

2. Drop spoonfuls onto hot custard in pie shell and spread meringue to meet edges of crust to prevent shrinking and weeping. Make swirls or dab spoon on top of meringue to make points. Sprinkle with remaining 1/4 cup coconut.

3. Bake in preheated 400-degree oven until lightly browned, about 7 to 9 minutes.


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05 April 2010

Chef Rocco Dispiritos Cheap Yet Healthy Comfort Food

From Denny: The Early Show on CBS runs this segment called "Chef on a Shoestring" where the challenge is to prepare a three course meal for four people that costs under $40.

Celebrity Chef Dispirito has appeared on "Dancing with the Stars" TV show and has a new best-selling cookbook called "Now Eat This: 150 of America's Favorite Comfort Foods, All under 350 Calories." When we think of comfort food we usually don't think of the word "healthy." Well, Chef Dispirito will prove comfort food can be healthy with fewer calories and a lot less expensive! His cookbook is already topping the New York Times sales charts.

Recipes featured from his cookbook:

Wedge of Lettuce with Bacon and Blue Cheese
Charred Beef Burgers with Baba Ghanoush
Sweet Potato Fries
Peach and Blueberry Cobbler With Ginger And Cinnamon








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Food Facts from Epicurious.com:


Baba Ghanoush: A Middle Eastern puree of eggplant, tahini, olive oil, lemon juice and garlic. It's garnished with pomegranate seeds, chopped mint or minced pistachios and used as a spread or dip for or Middle Eastern Flat Bread.

Blue Cheese: This genre of cheese has been treated with molds that form blue or green veins throughout and give the cheese its characteristic flavor. Some of the more popular of the blues include dana-blu , gorgonzola, roquefort and stilton. Blue cheeses tend to be strong in flavor and aroma, both of which intensify with aging.

Heirloom seeds (heirloom tomato): The advent of mega-agriculture in America has seen the gradual depletion of ancient varieties of native non-hybrid plants. Unfortunately for those who appreciate full-flavored fruits and vegetables, produce-seed conglomerates focus only on those strains that have mass-market appeal - which means they're beautiful and hardy, but not necessarily the best-tasting.

Fortunately, about 25 years ago some dedicated individuals began saving what they could of the remaining open-pollinated (without human intervention) seed varieties, which have become known as "heirloom seeds." Among the many heirloom fruits and vegetables grown today are beets, carrots, corn, dried beans, lettuce, potatoes and tomatoes. As the public becomes more aware of these wonderful alternatives, farmers are also becoming more interested. Heirloom produce can be found in some specialty produce markets and farmer's markets.





Wedge of Lettuce With Bacon and Blue Cheese

INGREDIENTS:

1 small head iceberg lettuce
1 small red onion, sliced very thin
1 large heirloom tomato, cut into large dice
3/4 cup of 3-Grams-of-Fat Blue Cheese Dressing or Bolthouse Farms Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing
6 tablespoons crumbled reduced- fat blue cheese, such as Treasure Cove
6 tablespoons real bacon bits, such as Hormel Real Bacon Bits
Salt and freshly ground black pepper


DIRECTIONS:

Cut the iceberg lettuce into 4 wedges. Place 1 wedge on each of 4 salad plates, and top each wedge with some red onion and tomato. Drizzle each wedge with blue cheese dressing, and top it with crumbled blue cheese and bacon.

Season the salads with salt and pepper to taste, and serve.





Charred Beef Burgers with Baba Ghanoush

INGREDIENTS:

1 medium eggplant
2 tablespoons 5% Greek yogurt
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
4 Ezekiel 4:9 Sprouted Whole-Grain Flourless Burger Buns
Nonfat cooking spray
12 ounces 90 percent lean ground beef, formed into 4 patties
1/2 cup "Russian Island" Dressing or store bought reduced-fat Russian dressing
4 slices heirloom tomato
4 slices red onion
4 leaves romaine lettuce, broken in half


DIRECTIONS:

Char the eggplant over an open flame, rotating it often to cook evenly, about 20 minutes. The skin should be completely blackened and the flesh should be cooked through.

Place the eggplant in a bowl, cover it tightly with plastic wrap (to steam off the skin), and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes. Then remove the charred skin with a paper towel, leaving the flesh behind.

Chop the eggplant with a knife until it is a thick and chunky puree. Mix the eggplant and the yogurt together in a bowl, and season it with salt and pepper to taste.

Preheat a grill or grill pan over high heat.

Split the buns in half, and spray the split surfaces lightly with cooking spray. Season the burger patties with salt and pepper to taste.

Place the buns, cut sides down, and the burgers on the grill. Allow the buns to char slightly, and then transfer them to a platter. Cook the burgers for about 2-1/2 minutes per side for rare.

To assemble the burgers, spread the bottom buns with some of the eggplant mixture. Place the burgers on top, and then top each burger with some of the Russian dressing. Pile the tomato, onion, and lettuce on the burgers, and set the bun tops in place. Serve.





Sweet Potato Fries

INGREDIENTS:

2 medium sweet potatoes, scrubbed
Salt
Nonstick cooking spray
2 tablespoons fresh thyme leaves
Freshly ground black pepper
Sweet paprika
Cayenne pepper


DIRECTIONS:

Slice the sweet potatoes lengthwise into 1/4-inch-thick slices. Cut the slices into 1/4-inch-wide sticks. Place the sweet potatoes in a large bowl and sprinkle generously with salt. Let stand for about 20 minutes to release some of their moisture.

Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 450°F. Place a wire rack on a baking sheet, and set it aside.

Spread the potatoes out on paper towels to absorb any excess moisture. Then place them in a large bowl, and spray them with cooking spray. Sprinkle with the thyme and salt, pepper, paprika, and cayenne to taste. Spread the potatoes out on the prepared baking sheet.

Bake the fries until they are golden and tender, 35 to 45 minutes. Serve immediately.





Peach and Blueberry Cobbler With Ginger and Cinnamon

INGREDIENTS:

Nonstick cooking spray
4 ripe peaches, peeled, pitted, and sliced
1 cup fresh blueberries
1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated Splenda
3/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon Bisquick Heart Smart baking mix
1 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/3 cup skim milk
2 tablespoons Turbinado sugar, such as Sugar In The Raw


DIRECTIONS:

Preheat the oven to 425˚F. Spray a 7 X 11-inch glass baking dish with cooking spray, and set it aside.

In a medium bowl, mix together the peaches, blueberries, the 1/4 cup Splenda, and the 1 tablespoon baking mix. Pour the fruit mixture into the prepared baking dish.

In a medium bowl, combine the remaining 2 tablespoons Splenda, the remaining 3/4 cup Bisquick, and the ginger, cinnamon, and milk. Stir until the mixture forms a soft dough. Drop spoonfuls of the dough evenly over the fruit mixture. Sprinkle the sugar over the dough.

Bake the cobbler until the fruit is tender and the biscuit topping is golden brown, about 30 minutes. Let it rest for 5 minutes before serving.





Breaking down the cost of the meal:

Steakhouse Salad

iceberg lettuce $1.99
red onion $.80
blue cheese dressing $1.49
blue cheese $2.99
bacon bits $1.99
total $9.26

Beef Burgers & Fries

eggplant $1.69
Greek yogurt $1.33
burger buns $3.19
ground beef $2.49
russian dressing $1.00
heirloom tomato $2.99
red onion $.80
romaine lettuce $1.49
sweet potatoes $1.49
thyme leaves $1.29
total $17.76

Peach & Blueberry Cobbler

peaches $2.24
blueberries $2.50
splenda $3.29
Bisquick baking mix $1.19
ginger $.25
turbinado sugar $2.49
total $11.96

His grand total: $38.98







Discounted over at my Amazon book store - Now Eat This: 150 of America's Favorite Comfort Foods, All under 350 Calories by Chef Rocco Dispirito


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04 April 2010

Weekly Posts Roundup at Dennys Blogs - 4 Apr 2010

From Denny: Happy Easter to All of You! Hope this is a beautiful day for you on so many levels...



Here are all those posts you haven't had time to read or bookmark from this week. I figure you are just as eclectic and curious about your world as I am about mine, judging by the large amounts of traffic all these blogs have been receiving lately. Thank you for coming by for a visit!



It does help that I've been figuring out these past few months how best to organize and market these posts so you can easily - and quickly - find what is of interest to you. I know I don't like to get bogged down paging through someone's blog when all they had to do was provide some links on the sidebar or in a related post.



Sure it takes more time as a blogger to do so but it's always worth the effort. People appreciate it. As a writer, a blogger or a creative person, you don't just create or write for yourself. You have an audience and it's a good attitude to care about their interests and convenience as well. Taking time for all these technical details does pull time away from writing - sometimes, my poetry suffers when I don't have enough "think and gestate" time and it gets delayed like it did this week as I was changing over 14 blogs into new templates.



But, on balance, creative people might want to keep in mind not to get too self-absorbed with the writing or artwork as you will lose your people skills. Without people skills no one will be that interested in your writing or artwork anyway. Many times I've been at a weekend outdoor art showing of local artists and was about to purchase a painting, fiberwork or pottery only to be completely turned off by the odious attitude of the artist. I walk away every time.



The diva attitude of "you will get nothing and like it" is a sorry way to travel through life. There is so much more available for us if only we keep our hearts open and loving toward others. Sure there are those who test our patience and erode our good attitude - just keep walking through that day until you meet someone of a better attitude who is trying to have good relationships.



That's what the Easter season, even the Easter bunny, really represents. This is a time for renewal inside and out, a time to refresh our tattered attitudes and start again with new hope for our lives. Welcome the sunshine into your life this Spring!









The Social Poets:



Unsexy, Unpopular and Unflattering Political Cartoons - 3 Apr 2010



Legacy of Love poem - Libations Friday 2 Apr 2010



Funny Easter Bunny Cartoons and April Fools Day Fun



Funny April Fools Day - Cheeky Quote Day 31 Apr 2010



Awesome Story of Giving That Healed a Town: A Circle of Hands



Health Care Quips and Tea Party Jabs, Roundup of Late Night Comedy - 29 Mar 2010





Dennys Global Politics:



Environmentalists Furious with Obama, CIA Clandestine Director, Famous White House Butler Dies, No Faith in Pope - New Headlines 3 Apr 2010



GOP Sex Scandals, Republicans in a Mess, Obama Foreign Policy and Popularity Polls, Psychic Faces Beheading - News Headlines 1 Apr 2010



American Oil Drilling, Besieged Pope, Studying Laughter, Birds DNA Give Clues to Our Speech - News Headlines 31 Mar 2010



Iran Scientist Defects to America, Obama Issues Sanctions - News Headlines 30 Mar 2010



Hate Groups On the Rampage, Big Banks Skirting the Law - Headlines 29 Mar 2010







From Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:



8 Easter Quotes and 3 Easter Poems



3 Quotes About Facing Tough Times



Uplifting Soul Quote: What is Your Power in the World?



Do You Treat Your Ideas Like Beautiful Magic?







From The Soul Calendar - science and astronomy:



New Astronomy Photos: Cosmic Rosebud, Winds of Change Black Hole, Orion Nebula



Mysterious 4,000 Year Old European Mummie Found in China



Now Peru Faces Water Wars From Climate Change



Come to Iceland: Experience Living With a Volcano in Your BackYard



Moon Water: Order Up Your Cocktail Today







The Food Blogs:



Play Fun With Your Food: Mini Frittata Crostinis, Mini Wonton Quiches



Forget the Birds: Awesome Recipes 4 Stale Bread



Flourless Passover Chocolate Cake



Awesome Sauces 4 Louisiana Seafood



Spring Into Grill Season: Mouthwatering Steaks



Chef Rocco Dispiritos Cheap Yet Healthy Comfort Food



Kid Chefs Offer Tasty Recipes 4 Sandwiches Adults Will Like



Spring Food: Chef Kellers Marinated Skirt Steak, Ice Cream Sandwiches



Louisiana Crawfish Etouffee From Lafittes Landing





From the Humor Blogs:





Funny Surfing Peruvian Alpaca



Religious Sex Scandal Cartoons



Funny Marriage Quotes



Funny Easter Bunny Cartoons and April Fools Day Fun





Photo blog:





Dennys Photo Gallery: Spectacular Sunrises





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