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12 November 2009
Chocolate Trivia - Who Are the Biggest Chocolate Gluttons on the Planet?
From Denny: Do you think that Americans are the biggest chocolate gluttons on the planet? BZZZZZ! Wrong answer! It's the Swiss. You know, that tiny little country of Switzerland where they consume over 22 pounds per person a year. You would think eating chocolate was less a passion and more of a sport over there...
How much do we tend to consume in America per person annually? The figure is half at 11 pounds per person.
Hmmm... I think the Swiss just wanted to win a global championship and bribed someone on the International Chocolate Consumption Reporting Committee. Those American figures look suspiciously under reported... :) What do you think?
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11 November 2009
Funny Money Advice, Cheeky Quote Day at The Social Poets
Money at hand by Don Hankin @ flickr
From Denny: It's Cheeky Quote Day over at The Social Poets where I stash a lot of humor as well. Actually, TSP was the blog that started it all with the funny quotes posts! Then the blog, Dennys Funny Quotes, spun off, guess it was a case of ROTFLOL...
As I researched just a few money quotes they struck me as, well, so odd they were funny. Guess I couldn’t help myself in the cheeky department, as an irreverent being and all. Then I ran across a cute quiz for odd words and phrases to entertain you too.
Here's a sampling of some of the oddest money advice quotes:
* Never invest in any idea you can't illustrate with a crayon. - Peter Lynch
* If the nation's economists were laid end to end, they would point in all directions. - Arthur H. Motley
* Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J. Paul Getty
* The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Frank Hubbard
* Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
*** For the full post with more funnies and the quiz, Funny Money Advice - Cheeky Quote Day 11 Nov 2009, go here.
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10 November 2009
Video: Cool Food Gifts for the Holidays, Southern Sweet Chocolate Coconut Pie Recipe
From Denny: This is so cute! I've done a few gingerbread houses in my time and this one is simplified and easy, so easy you can do it with your kids. How fun! The kit has a cardboard frame, the mix included for the cookie dough and the royal icing too, from Sur la table for the $35 kit.
Another idea is a baked Southern tradition: caramel cake. This lady baked these cakes for her family and they were such a big hit she started a business. From Carolines Cakes for $45.
This year's newest trend are gifts of salt and this company was also started by a woman. These are unprocessed salts that are healthier for you from Salt Sisters Salts for $5 to $14.
Do you know someone who likes to make their own vanilla extract with vodka and 8 vanilla beans? Here's how and you can purchase the vanilla extract kit from Salt Sisters Salts for $25.
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I love the combination of chocolate and coconut and found this easy pie recipe that would be convenient to make for the holidays! Chilling time is the most effort you have to put into it.
Southern Sweet Chocolate Pie
From: Kraft Foods
Prep Time: 20 min
Total Time: 5 hr 25 min
Makes: 10 servings
Ingredients:
1 pkg. (4 oz.) BAKER'S GERMAN'S Sweet Chocolate
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine
1 can (12 oz.) evaporated milk
1-1/2 cups sugar
3 Tbsp. cornstarch
1/8 tsp. salt
2 eggs, beaten
1 tsp. vanilla
1 deep-dish pie crust (9 inch), unbaked
1-1/3 cups BAKER'S ANGEL FLAKE Coconut
1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Pecans
Directions:
PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Melt chocolate and butter in saucepan on very low heat, stirring constantly. Remove from heat; gradually add milk, stirring until well blended.
MIX sugar, cornstarch and salt in medium bowl; beat in eggs and vanilla. Gradually add chocolate mixture, mixing until well blended. Pour into pie crust; sprinkle with coconut and nuts. (Crust will be quite full; filling will not rise over sides.)
BAKE 45 to 50 min. or until top is puffed and browned, covering loosely with foil for the last 15 min. to prevent overbrowning if necessary. (Filling will be soft, but will set while cooling.) Cool at room temperature 15 min., then refrigerate for at least 4 hours.
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Video: Unbelievable, OK, Weird, Foods and Recipes
From Denny: Just when I think I'm going to post something typically Cajun I run into this funny food video! These have got to be some of the most disgusting, too salty, too sugary, fatty, highest calorie, wonderful tasting recipes around. The author of the blog turned book, This Is Why You're Fat! gives you a sampling.
These are some crazy recipes! Try fried Coke - now how do you fry a liquid was my first thought? Then there are Bacon Cinnamon Rolls, McNugget-tinis (vodka and McDonald's chocolate milk shake with fried battered chicken nuggets only as a garnish, whew!), Mac 'n' Cheese layered into your meatloaf (which actually looks kinda pretty) and an Elvis Presley donut - peanut butter frosted and garnished with sliced bananas and slices of bacon on top. To qualify as "why you're fat" category a recipe has to be smothered in cheese, deep-fried or wrapped in bacon. There are a lot of bacon blogs out there, folks! And we wonder why America is fat!
If you are game - and crazy enough - to make these recipes, enjoy!
Bacon cinnamon rolls
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 container bacon strips
• 1 container cream cheese
• 1 roll ready-to-cook cinnamon rolls
DIRECTIONS
Cook the bacon in a pan until one side is mostly done, but not fully cooked through. Dry the bacon of grease, then slather the mostly cooked side of the bacon with cream cheese.
Unroll the cinnamon rolls on a hard surface. Place the cream cheese-slathered bacon onto the unrolled cinnamon rolls. Roll the cinnamon rolls back up with the cream cheese bacon inside.
Place the rolls on a nonstick baking sheet and bake for 17-20 minutes at 350 degrees. Remove from oven and top with icing provided in the cinnamon roll packaging.
Deep-fried Coke
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 2 eggs
• 1 1/2 cups Coke
• Whipped cream
• Maraschino cherries
DIRECTIONS
Mix together flour and baking powder. Add eggs and Coke and mix until a batter is formed. Pour 1/3 cup batter into a funnel, dropper or turkey baster and pour into a skillet filled with oil. Fry for a minute on each side.
Serve warm, garnished with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.
Bacon mac and cheese meatloaf
(Italian grandmothers must be rolling over in their graves...)
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 2 eggs
• 2 slices wheat bread, crumbled
• 2 tablespoons ketchup
• 1 large garlic clove, minced
• 2 tablespoon parsley, minced
• Worcestershire sauce to taste
• Cayenne pepper to taste
• Salt to taste
• Black pepper to taste
• 1 1/4 cups onion, sliced
• 10 strips of bacon
• Premade macaroni and cheese
DIRECTIONS
Mix ground chuck, eggs, bread, ketchup, garlic, parsley, Worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper with hands in a large bowl.
Meanwhile, sweat onion until translucent but not brown. Allow onions to cool, then add to meat mixture. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and move to refrigerator.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lay bacon across the width of a loaf pan. Press a layer of meat into the bottom of the pan, on top of the bacon. This layer should fill exactly one third of the loaf pan.
Scoop some of the macaroni and cheese into the loaf pan, making sure to press out any air bubbles. This layer should also fill one third of the loaf pan.
Form a slab of meat in the approximate size and shape of the remaining one third of the loaf pan. Transfer the slab to the loaf pan. Add or remove meat as necessary to ensure a snug fit.
Fold strips of bacon back over the top of the meatloaf. Roast until internal temperature reaches 160 degrees.
Elvis donut
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• Glazed donut
• Peanut butter
• 3 to 4 slices of banana
• Bacon strips
DIRECTIONS
This is a peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon.
Make some extra crispy bacon, and let cool to room temperature.
In a shallow pan heat up a peanut butter of your choice in the microwave for 30-45 seconds.
Dip one side of the glazed donut in the peanut butter.
Top the donut with 3-4 slices of banana.
Lay the bacon on top in an 'X' or chop it up and top. Lady's choice!
McNuggetini
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 bottle vanilla vodka
• 1 large McDonald
• 1 container McDonald
• 2 Chicken McNuggets
DIRECTIONS
Mix 3-4 shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonald's chocolate milkshake. Rim each martini glass with McDonald's barbecue sauce and pour the milkshake and vodka mixture into the glass.
Garnish each with one McNugget.
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These are some crazy recipes! Try fried Coke - now how do you fry a liquid was my first thought? Then there are Bacon Cinnamon Rolls, McNugget-tinis (vodka and McDonald's chocolate milk shake with fried battered chicken nuggets only as a garnish, whew!), Mac 'n' Cheese layered into your meatloaf (which actually looks kinda pretty) and an Elvis Presley donut - peanut butter frosted and garnished with sliced bananas and slices of bacon on top. To qualify as "why you're fat" category a recipe has to be smothered in cheese, deep-fried or wrapped in bacon. There are a lot of bacon blogs out there, folks! And we wonder why America is fat!
Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy
If you are game - and crazy enough - to make these recipes, enjoy!
Bacon cinnamon rolls
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 container bacon strips
• 1 container cream cheese
• 1 roll ready-to-cook cinnamon rolls
DIRECTIONS
Cook the bacon in a pan until one side is mostly done, but not fully cooked through. Dry the bacon of grease, then slather the mostly cooked side of the bacon with cream cheese.
Unroll the cinnamon rolls on a hard surface. Place the cream cheese-slathered bacon onto the unrolled cinnamon rolls. Roll the cinnamon rolls back up with the cream cheese bacon inside.
Place the rolls on a nonstick baking sheet and bake for 17-20 minutes at 350 degrees. Remove from oven and top with icing provided in the cinnamon roll packaging.
Deep-fried Coke
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 2 eggs
• 1 1/2 cups Coke
• Whipped cream
• Maraschino cherries
DIRECTIONS
Mix together flour and baking powder. Add eggs and Coke and mix until a batter is formed. Pour 1/3 cup batter into a funnel, dropper or turkey baster and pour into a skillet filled with oil. Fry for a minute on each side.
Serve warm, garnished with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.
Bacon mac and cheese meatloaf
(Italian grandmothers must be rolling over in their graves...)
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 2 eggs
• 2 slices wheat bread, crumbled
• 2 tablespoons ketchup
• 1 large garlic clove, minced
• 2 tablespoon parsley, minced
• Worcestershire sauce to taste
• Cayenne pepper to taste
• Salt to taste
• Black pepper to taste
• 1 1/4 cups onion, sliced
• 10 strips of bacon
• Premade macaroni and cheese
DIRECTIONS
Mix ground chuck, eggs, bread, ketchup, garlic, parsley, Worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, salt and black pepper with hands in a large bowl.
Meanwhile, sweat onion until translucent but not brown. Allow onions to cool, then add to meat mixture. Cover bowl with plastic wrap and move to refrigerator.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Lay bacon across the width of a loaf pan. Press a layer of meat into the bottom of the pan, on top of the bacon. This layer should fill exactly one third of the loaf pan.
Scoop some of the macaroni and cheese into the loaf pan, making sure to press out any air bubbles. This layer should also fill one third of the loaf pan.
Form a slab of meat in the approximate size and shape of the remaining one third of the loaf pan. Transfer the slab to the loaf pan. Add or remove meat as necessary to ensure a snug fit.
Fold strips of bacon back over the top of the meatloaf. Roast until internal temperature reaches 160 degrees.
Elvis donut
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• Glazed donut
• Peanut butter
• 3 to 4 slices of banana
• Bacon strips
DIRECTIONS
This is a peanut butter glazed donut topped with bananas and bacon.
Make some extra crispy bacon, and let cool to room temperature.
In a shallow pan heat up a peanut butter of your choice in the microwave for 30-45 seconds.
Dip one side of the glazed donut in the peanut butter.
Top the donut with 3-4 slices of banana.
Lay the bacon on top in an 'X' or chop it up and top. Lady's choice!
McNuggetini
From: "This Is Why You're Fat"
INGREDIENTS
• 1 bottle vanilla vodka
• 1 large McDonald
• 1 container McDonald
• 2 Chicken McNuggets
DIRECTIONS
Mix 3-4 shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonald's chocolate milkshake. Rim each martini glass with McDonald's barbecue sauce and pour the milkshake and vodka mixture into the glass.
Garnish each with one McNugget.
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09 November 2009
Chocolate Trivia from Horror Director Hitchcock
Director of movie Psycho, Alfred Hitchcock
From Denny: What has Alfred Hitchcock done now that we never knew about? (scratching your head) Well, seems this horror guy has ties to chocolate that we chocolate foodies went ill informed about for decades. Turns out our campy Hitchcock thought it great fun to use Hershey's chocolate syrup as a blood substitute in his black and white film "Psycho."
Chocolate syrup was used in the 45 second shocking shower scence that terrified America at the time. As an actress can you imagine being covered in chocolate syrup for the full 7 days it took to shoot the scene?
No need for coffee breaks. The crew probably just all gathered around the syrup covered woman and took turns with finger dabs at wiping off the excess dripping syrup. Bet the men on the set thought it sexy stuff to see an actress covered in chocolate syrup! :)
And here everyone thought it was gooey blood. Looks like Hitchcock punked us again... what a sense of humor.
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