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Showing posts with label funny chocolate quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny chocolate quotes. Show all posts
12 November 2009
Chocolate Trivia - Who Are the Biggest Chocolate Gluttons on the Planet?
From Denny: Do you think that Americans are the biggest chocolate gluttons on the planet? BZZZZZ! Wrong answer! It's the Swiss. You know, that tiny little country of Switzerland where they consume over 22 pounds per person a year. You would think eating chocolate was less a passion and more of a sport over there...
How much do we tend to consume in America per person annually? The figure is half at 11 pounds per person.
Hmmm... I think the Swiss just wanted to win a global championship and bribed someone on the International Chocolate Consumption Reporting Committee. Those American figures look suspiciously under reported... :) What do you think?
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28 October 2009
5 Funny Chocolate Quotes, Sandra Boyntons B. B. King Video
Chocolate in fashion, fashion in chocolate - gives new meaning to wearing your food...
From Denny: Researching on the internet is such hard work it ends up as play time. I go looking for chocolate quotes and one thing leads to another and there is this wonderful little musical ditty from B. B. King by a funny lady known for kid's humor and a new chocolate book. Enjoy her quotes and video.
Quotes by Sandra Boynton, children's author and chocolate lover
* As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
* Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.
* Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt.
* "Chocolate -- The Consuming Passion" was written for the Chocolate Elite -- the select millions who like chocolate in all its infinite variety, using 'like' as in 'I like to breathe.'
* The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.
And now, here's B. B. King in a funny musical short from Sandra Boynton:
One Shoe Blues starring B.B. King from Sandra Boynton on Vimeo.
And the thrilling historically significant documentary of the making of One Shoe Blues with B. B. King:
The Making of One Shoe Blues from Sandra Boynton on Vimeo.
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*** For more funnies over at another of my wild blogs, The Social Poets (after all, poets love to lampoon society and humanity in general): Lampooning Perfectionists - Cheeky Quote Day 28 Oct 2009
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17 October 2009
Funny Chocolate Quote 17 Oct 2009
Photo from StumbleUpon, no attribution available - from a chocolate fashion show of clothes made from chocolate - wow - how good did that runway smell!
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After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. - Emily Luchetti
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15 October 2009
Todays Funny Chocolate Quote 15 Oct 2009
Photo from Worth1000.com
From Denny: Check out this great chocolate photo that is the perfect pairing with this funny quote!
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Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Sandra J. Dykes
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01 October 2009
Funny Chocolate Quote 1 Oct 2009
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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst
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28 September 2009
Funny Chocolate Quote 1 Oct 2009
Chocolate Quote
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst - You got that right! :)
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