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30 May 2011

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny End Of The World Cartoons, Late Nite Jokes, Funny Videos

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Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny End Of The World Cartoons, Late Nite Jokes, Funny Videos: "From Denny:  Like any responsible journalist I was waiting to make sure the end of the world did not arrive so I could report on it. Now that the end of the world has been rescheduled by an 89-year-old senile pastor until 21 October 2011 all news personnel are free to make mock."

28 May 2011

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Relationship Issues Cartoons, Remember Your Special People Memorial Day

Dennys Funny Quotes: Funny Relationship Issues Cartoons, Remember Your Special People Memorial Day: "From Denny: These cartoons will really get you thinking about your current - or, uh, er, past relationships. It sure takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, doesn't it? A little light humor based off reality is just the ticket for a way to ease into a long holiday weekend...

Strange Brew

Have a great Memorial Day holiday, chill out to shed yourself of some stress, enjoying some time with family and friends. Be sure to lift your glass to toast those who came before us, sacrificing their lives for our freedom during war time or those who sacrificed as good friends to help keep us balanced in the mundane places of life. Take time to remember the best people in your life and celebrate them this special holiday."

13 May 2011

Blogger Issue




From Denny:  Blogger has been off line since 9 May through almost noon 13 May 2011. No bloggers could access or publish their blogs. Back up now! Excessive celebration may now commence...

02 May 2011

The Social Poets: Dead: Osama Bin Laden, Time To Stop Iraq-Afghan Wars


The Social Poets: Dead: Osama Bin Laden, Time To Stop Iraq-Afghan Wars: "From Denny: Justice came swiftly this weekend, dished out from American Special Forces in a deadly fire fight, unleashed by President Obama to kill decades-long terrorist Osama Bin Laden. The mastermind of the 9/11 terrorist attacks in 2001 was found living in the lap of luxury in a large mansion in the affluent suburb of Abbottabad, about 30 miles outside of Islamabad, Pakistan. As it was, in the 40 minute fire fight, it was believed he used one of his wives as a human shield as he fired upon the assault team.

Terrorist cult leader turned world pariah

Like the typical cult leader he preached sacrifice and frugal living to his dewy-eyed followers yet enjoyed a lavish life style for himself, his family and closest followers."

23 April 2011

From Chef Mario Batali: Grilled Easter Lamb, Pasta, Cheese Dishes

Cooked to perfection - another version of grilled lamb


From Denny: Chef Mario Batali is rolling out a simple easy to do Easter dinner. He is also rolling out a new TV show in September of this year where he and a few friends discuss food and pop culture. It sounded like the name of this new show is "The Chew." If it's as good as his serial food show he and Mark Bittman and Gwyneth Paltrow did on Spain it should be a joy to watch - and learn.

On the Good Morning America set Chef Batali treated us to an Italian style Easter meal where the Italians love to celebrate the food of the season. If you enjoy potatoes as much as cheesy pasta, then his Pastiera dish is for you. Even vegetarians can enjoy this meal for the side dishes with cheese and eggs.

As usual Chef Mario has everything simplified so you can enjoy your holiday. Take a look at this wonderful grilled lamb dish.

Recipes Featured:

Butterflied Leg of Lamb with Garlic, Rosemary and Mint

Agnolotti Alla Primavera
Asparagus Milanese
Pastiera








Mario Batali's Butterflied Leg of Lamb with Garlic, Rosemary and Mint

From: Mario Batali
Servings: 8
Difficulty: Easy
Cook Time: 30-60 min

From Mario: The vin santo in the marinade helps the meat develop a tasty char on the outside, like a steak. Cook it medium-rare, or even
medium; unlike a butterflied beef tenderloin. For example, a
butterflied leg of lamb always has some thicker and some thinner
parts, which is actually a good thing—it means that when the meat
is cooked, there will be something for everyone, some
medium-rare, some medium, some a bit more done.


Ingredients:

1/2 cup olive oil
1/2 cup vin santo
1/4 cup chopped fresh mint
18 garlic cloves, peeled and bashed a bit with the side of a
heavy knife
2 tablespoons kosher salt
1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
One 4 1/2 to 5-pound boneless leg of lamb, butterflied and trimmed
of excess fat (or one 7- to 8 pound bone-in leg, boned,
butterflied, and trimmed)
2 tablespoons fresh rosemary leaves


Directions:

Combine the olive oil, vin santo, mint, 6 of the garlic cloves,
the salt, and pepper in a small bowl. Set aside.

Make 12 small incisions in the fatty side of the lamb and insert
one of the remaining bashed garlic cloves and some of the
rosemary into each slit. Put the lamb in a large baking dish and
pour the marinade over, turning to coat. Let stand at cool room
temperature for 1 hour, or cover and refrigerate for at least 12
hours, or overnight; turn the lamb occasionally as it marinates.

If the lamb has been in the refrigerator, bring it to room temperature. Preheat a gas grill or prepare a fire in a charcoal grill.

Remove the lamb from the marinade, draining it well, and pat dry. Pour the marinade into a small bowl. Place the lamb on the grill and cook, basting several times with the reserved marinade, for 10 to 12 minutes, until well charred on the first side. Turn and cook, basting several more times, for 10 to 12 minutes longer, or until well charred on the second side; the internal temperature should register 130°F for medium-rare. Transfer the lamb to a carving board and let it rest for 15 minutes.

Carve the lamb into 1/4-inch-thick slices and serve immediately







Agnolotti Alla Primavera

A Deliciously Cheesy Dish

From: Mario Batali
Servings: 4
Difficulty: Moderate
Cook Time: 30-60 min

From Mario: This is a versitile dish. If you do not want to make agnolotti from scratch, you may substitute 1 pound of prepared stuffed pasta from your favorite high-quality purveyor, such as "Eataly."

Ingredients:

10 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 medium Spanish onion, cut into 1/8-inch dice
3/4 cup ricotta cheese
3/4 cup grated Fontina cheese
9 tablespoons fresh goat cheese
3 tablespoons fresh marjoram leaves
3/4 cup finely chopped Italian parsley
3/4 cup teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
Salt and pepper
1 recipe basic pasta dough, rolled to thinnest setting on pasta machine
6 quarts low-sodium chicken broth, homemade preffered
1 bunch fresh ramps, trimmed and chopped into 1/2-inch pieces
1/4 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-reggiano cheese

Directions:

Bring 6 quarts of chicken broth to a boil and add about 2 tablespoons salt.

In a 12- to 14-inch sauté pan, heat 4 tablespoons of the butter over medium heat until the forma subsides. Add the onion and cook until soft and golden brown, 7 to 8 minutes. Remove the pan from the heat and cool. Stir in the cheeses, marjoram, parsley, and nutmeg, and season with salt and pepper.

To form the agnolotti, drop heaping teaspoons of filling down one side of each pasta sheet at 3-inch intervals. Fold the pasta over the filling, pressing the dough flat between the lumps of filling. Using a pastry cutter, cut half-moons using the fold as the flat side of the moon.

Drop the agnolotti into the boiling chicken broth and simmer rapidly until tender.

Meanwhile, melt the remaining 6 tablespoons butter with the ramps in a 12- to 14-inch sauté pan and cook 2 minutes until softened. Drain agnolotti and add to the pan. Sprinkle with Parmigiano-Reggiano and toss over medium heat to coat.

Serve immediately.







Asparagus Milanese

From: Mario Batali
Servings: 4
Difficulty: Easy
Cook Time: 1-30 min

When the asparagus crops first come in April this is one of the most popular dishes to celebrate the freshness of Spring. The Italians think of biting into the runny yolk of the egg as a symbolic reminder of Spring's delicious vitality we almost forget over a long and cold winter.


Ingredients:

28 medium asparagus spears
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
4 large eggs
1/2 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese

Directions:

Bring about 4 quarts of water to a boil and fill a large bowl with ice water. Trim the hard ends of the asparagus spears and drop the spears into the water. Cook 70 seconds. Remove with tongs and refresh in the ice bath. Drain and set aside.

In a 10- to 12-inch sauté pan, slowly heat 4 tablespoons of the butter over medium-low heat until very dark brown. Add the asparagus and toss until heated through.

Divide the asparagus among 4 plates. Wipe out the sauté pan with a paper towel and add the remaining 4 tablespoons butter. When the foam subsides, crack the eggs into the pan and cook sunny side up, about 2 minutes. Place 1 egg over each portion, sprinkle with cheese, and serve.







Pastiera

A cheesy warm potato dish Easter tradition in Italy

From: Mario Batali
Servings: 4
Difficulty:
Easy
Cook Time: 30-60 min

"Are you looking for a different potato dish for your Easter dinner? Try Mario Batali's Pastiera, it's easy and tasty." - Good Morning America

Ingredients:

4 tablespoons pomace olive oil
4 pounds potatoes, washed and peeled
1/2 cup plus 1-1/2 cups breadcrumbs
2 bunches chopped fresh parsley to yield 1/2 cup
1/4 cup virgin olive oil
1 cup grated pecorino

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 F.

In a 2 to 3 quart earthenware casserole with 2-inch to 3-inch sides, smear 4 tablespoons olive oil to cover.

Slice potatoes 1/4-inch thick and toss in a mixing bowl with 1/2 cup breadcrumbs and season well with salt and pepper. Mix remaining breadcrumbs with parsley, oil and pecorino. Put one layer of potatoes and breadcrumbs on bottom and sprinkle with 3 to 4 tablespoons breadcrumb and cheese mixture. Continue layering until dish is full and top with remaining breadcrumb-cheese mixture. Place in oven and cook 1 hour, or until potatoes are very soft and top is golden brown.


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