From Denny: Browsing through the Wilton recipe database was a blast this Valentine season! This blog is my way of bookmarking all the goodies I want to make any time of the year. Cupcakes are such an easy way to make cake you can freeze and pull out for single servings. There are a couple of cookie recipes, especially since I just had to include one of my all time French favorites: Chocolate Madeleines!
They are especially wonderful when dipped in yet more chocolate but you all were already doing that right along with me... Of course, if you really want to be decadent, feel free to dip it in your hot coffee. That is so popular here in south Louisiana and my husband loves it. You should see the look of sheer nirvana spread across his face when he dunks. Me? Well, I'm not much for crumbs in my coffee and I don't like my chocolate full blast flavor diluted with another flavor, even if it is wonderful Gevalia or Community New Orleans blend coffee. Guess I'm a prudish chocolate purist. :)
Anyway, since I found a regular treasure trove of Valentine recipes that are irresistible it was time to share with you all the goodies my chocolate research found so my fellow chocolate foodies can enjoy too!
Recipes Featured:
German Chocolate Cupcakes
Dark Chocolate Cupcakes
Red Velvet Cupcakes
Chocolate Madeleines
Mini Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake
Chocolate Cookies
Valentine Candy
Valentine Cookie Pops
Sweet Valentine Cupcakes
Won’t You Be Mine Cookies
Double Chocolate Pound Cake
German Chocolate Cupcakes
From Wilton: The mellow, nutty flavor of German Chocolate Cupcakes will have everyone asking you for the recipe!
Makes: About 24 standard cupcakes or 5 Mini Tasty-Fill cakes. Each cupcake serves 1.
Tools:
Mini Tasty-Fill™ Cake Pan Set or
12 cup muffin pan
Ingredients:
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoon baking soda
3/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter softened
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
3 eggs
6 ounces German sweet chocolate melted
1 1/2 teaspoons clear vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups buttermilk
Easy Cream Filling
Ganache Glaze
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350°F. Line standard muffin pan with baking cups. In medium bowl combine flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt. In large bowl, beat butter and sugar with electric mixer until light and fluffy. Add eggs; mix well. Add chocolate and vanilla; beat until well blended. Add dry ingredients in thirds alternating with buttermilk, beating after each addition until smooth.
Spoon into baking cups. Bake 18-20 minutes or until toothpick inserted comes out clean. Cool cupcakes in pan on cooling rack for 5-8 minutes. Remove cupcakes from pan; cool completely.
From Wilton: Any of our cupcake recipes may be prepared in our Mini Tasty-Fill pans. Spray pans with vegetable pan spray, then fill each with about 1/2 cup batter. Place pans on cookie sheet and bake 14-16 minutes. Cool in pan on cooling grid for about 8 minutes; remove from pan and cool completely before filling and icing.
Makes: About 2 cups filling
Easy Cream Filling
Ingredients:
3/4 cup flaked coconut
1/4 to 1/2 cup grated or shaved semi-sweet chocolate
8 oz. frozen whipped topping, thawed
Directions:
In medium bowl, gently fold coconut and chocolate into thawed whipped topping. Refrigerate until ready to use.
Ganache Glaze
Ingredients:
1 pkg (14 ounces) Candy Melts®
1/2 cup whipping cream
Makes: About 2 1/4 cups
Directions:
Chop Candy Melts (you can use a food processor). Heat whipping cream in saucepan just to boiling point. DO NOT BOIL. Remove from heat, add chopped Candy Melts, stir until smooth and glossy. If mixture is too thick, add 1 to 2 tablespoons warm whipping cream. Place cake on cake board cut to fit; position on wire rack over drip pan. Pour glaze into center and work out toward edges. Note: Cake may be iced first in buttercream icing. Let icing set, then pour on ganache. If cake is one layer or perfectly smooth, buttercream icing is not needed.
Whipped Ganache: follow recipe above, using 1 cup whipping cream and making these changes: Allow mixture to set and cool to room temperature (it will have the consistency of pudding, this may take 1 to 2 hours.) Whip on high speed until light and soft peaks form.
Double Chocolate Pound Cake
From Wilton: What could be better? A cupcake that’s full-sized cake. How about it being chocolate with the addition of mini semisweet chocolate chips. You can make it your own with our Dimensions® Giant Cupcake Pan. A delicious creation in irresistible 3-D. Makes a party in an instant!
Makes: Cake serves 12
Tools:
Dimensions® Giant Cupcake Pan
Cooling Grid
Ingredients:
2 teaspoons instant coffee
1/2 cup water boiling
1/2 cup cocoa powder unsweetened
3 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
3 sticks butter softened
2 cups granulated sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar firmly packed
4 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup sour cream
1 cup mini semisweet chocolate chips
Directions:
Preheat oven to 325°F. Grease and flour or use pan spray with flour to prepare pan.
In small bowl, dissolve instant coffee in water; stir in cocoa powder and mix well. Set aside to cool.
Stir together flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt; set aside.
In large bowl, beat butter, granulated sugar and brown sugar with electric mixer until light and fluffy.
Beat in eggs, one at a time. Add vanilla; mix well.
Combine cocoa mixture and sour cream. Add flour mixture alternately with sour cream mixture, beginning and ending with flour mixture, beating after each addition until smooth.
Fold in chocolate chips. Spoon 4 1/2 cups batter into top of cupcake pan; spoon remaining batter into bottom of pan.
Bake 60-70 minutes or until toothpick inserted into center comes out clean. Cool cake in pan on wire rack 15 minutes.
Turn cake onto wire rack to cool completely. To assemble cupcake ice top of cake's bottom half. Place top half of cake atop iced bottom half. Decorate as desired.
Dark Chocolate Cupcakes
From Wilton: This is serious chocolate! Our boldly-flavored Dark Chocolate Cupcakes are for those who desire the richest chocolate experience. Pair them up with a deep fudge icing!
Makes: About 12 standard cupcakes. Each cupcake serves 1.
Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup butter or margarine softened
2 eggs slightly beaten
1/4 cup milk
3 ounces unsweetened chocolate melted
3/4 teaspoon clear vanilla extract
1/8 teaspoon orange oil
2/3 cup all purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
Directions:
Preheat oven 350°F, fill muffin pan with baking cups. In mixer bowl, cream butter and sugar. Add eggs, milk, chocolate, vanilla, and orange oil, mixing after each addition. Add flour, baking powder and salt; mix just until blended. Fill each baking liner full. Bake 20-25 minutes or until toothpick inserted in middle comes out clean. Cool in pan on cooling rack 8 minutes. Remove cupcakes from pan. Cool completely before icing.
Red Velvet Cupcakes
From Wilton: As luxurious as they sound! Our Red Velvet Cupcakes combine cocoa, buttermilk and a dash of red color to create a bold beautiful dessert.
Makes: About 20 standard cupcakes. Each cupcake serves 1.
Tools:
Standard muffin pan
Standard Baking Cups
Cooling Rack
Ingredients:
2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine softened
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
2 eggs
1 1/2 teaspoons Red (no-taste) Icing Color
1 teaspoon clear vanilla extract
1 cup buttermilk
2 tablespoons water
1 1/2 teaspoons white vinegar
1 teaspoon baking soda
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350°F. Line standard muffin pan with baking cups. In medium bowl, combine flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt; set aside. In large bowl, cream butter and sugar with electric mixer until light and fluffy. Add eggs, icing color and vanilla extract; mix well until icing color is well incorporated (scraping down sides of bowl when necessary). Alternately add flour mixture and buttermilk to butter mixture; add water and mix well. In small bowl, combine white vinegar and baking soda; gently stir into cupcake mixture. Spoon into baking cups. Bake 20-22 minutes or until toothpick inserted comes out clean. Cool cupcakes in pan on cooling rack for 5-8 minutes. Remove cupcakes from pan; cool completely.
From Wilton: Any of our cupcake recipes may be prepared in our Mini Tasty-Fill pans. Spray pans with vegetable pan spray, then fill each with about 1/2 cup batter. Place pans on cookie sheet and bake 14-16 minutes. Cool in pan on cooling grid for about 8 minutes; remove from pan and cool completely before filling and icing.
Chocolate Cookies
Roll and cut these Chocolate Cookies into seasonal shapes. From Valentine’s Day to Christmas, they’re sure to attract a lot of attention.
Source: 1996 Yearbook
Makes: Each cookie serves 1
Ingredients:
3/4 cup butter
3/4 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon Madagascar Pure Vanilla Extract
2 3/4 cups flour
2 teaspoon baking powder
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
Directions:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Cream butter and sugar. Beat in eggs and vanilla. Add flour, baking powder and cocoa, one cup at a time, mixing well after each addition. If dough is too soft, add enough flour to make a stiff dough. Do not chill. Cut patterns, transfer dough pieces to ungreased cookie sheet with spatula. Bake 8-10 minutes, cool.
Another version of this cookie - the traditional vanilla cake but with a chocolate dip, photo by Yomi955 @ flickr
This is a favorite cake cookie at our house and so easy to make!
Chocolate Madeleines
Chocolate Madeleines recipe is perfect for those delicate, shell -shaped cookies. Line them up around the edge of a clear glass bowl, then fill the center with a light mousse or pudding for a French-influenced dessert.
Makes: About 2 dozen
Tools:
If you don't own a traditional French long flute shaped pan, then try a Mini Tulip Pan.
Ingredients:
1/2 cup butter (1 stick)
2 tablespoons boiling water
1 cup cake flour
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
pinch salt
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 eggs
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
Directions:
Melt butter in microwaveable bowl. Skim off foam from surface; keep warm. In small bowl, combine cocoa powder with water; stir until dissolved. Add to butter; stir to blend. Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. Preheat oven to 325°F. Spray pan with vegetable pan spray with flour. In medium bowl, combine eggs and sugar. Whip on high speed with electric mixer until thick and lemon-colored, about 3 minutes. Add vanilla; stir to blend. Gradually stir in butter mixture. Fold in flour mixture. Spoon about 1 tablespoon batter into each cavity. Bake 13-14 minutes or until madeleines are firm to the touch. Remove pan from oven and immediately turn pan over onto cooling grid; gently tap to release madeleines.
Sweet Valentine Cupcakes
From: Wilton Enterprises
Makes: 24 cupcakes
Ingredients:
Red and white ready-to-decorate icing
Red cake sparkles
Hearts mix sprinkles
Valentine cookie and cupcake stencil
Colorful hearts petite icing decorations
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line muffin pan with baking cups and prepare cupcakes as directed on package.
2. Pour into prepared pan and bake 18 to 21 minutes or until toothpick inserted in center comes out clean.
3. Remove cups from pan. Repeat with remaining batter. Cool cupcakes completely.
To decorate: Use the star tip to cover cupcakes with icing stars. For a smooth look, smooth out the stars with a spatula. Place sparkles and sprinkles onto the cupcakes, using the stencil desired. Decorate the edges of the cupcakes with icing. Add sprinkles or petite icing decorations as desired.
Valentine Cookie Pops
Makes: 8 cookie pops
From: Wilton Enterprises
Ingredients:
1/2 cup butter or margarine, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
1 egg
1 tsp. baking powder
1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 tbl. milk
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1/4 tsp. salt
Nonstick cooking spray
Red and white ready-to-decorate icing
Red, pink and lavender sugars
Pink Color Mist food color spray
Directions:
1. I large bowl, cream butter and sugar with electric mixer. Add egg; beat well. Add remaining dough ingredients; mix well. Refrigerate dough 2 hours.
2. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Spray inside of pan cavities with nonstick spray. Fill cavities with cookie dough to 1/8 -inch below top edge; insert sticks into dough, covering 2 inches of end.
3. Bake 10 to 15 minutes or until browned. Cool 5 minutes; gently loosen cookies with spatula, tip pan upside down to remove.
4. Repeat with remaining dough. Cool cookies completely before decorating.
To decorate: Using the star tip, cover cookies with icing stars. For a smooth look, smooth out icing stars with spatula. Sprinkle sugars onto icing or spray with Color Mist food spray. Decorate cookie edges with additional icing.
Valentine Candy
From: Wilton Enterprises
Ingredients:
Red Candy Melts
White Candy Melts
Pink Candy Melts
Light cocoa Candy Melts
Directions:
1. Melt Candy Melts according to package directions. Fill heart candy molds with melted candy; tap mold to remove any air bubbles.
2. If using the heart lollipop mold, position sticks in molds; rotate sticks to thoroughly cover with candy so they remain securely in place. Refrigerate until firm.
3. Carefully pop out candies. If desired, place candies in baking cups, then wrap in party bags.
To create a marbleized look, stir together two different colors of melted Candy Melts.
Mini Chocolate Cherry Cheesecake
From: Wilton Enterprises
Serves: 2
Crust:
Nonstick cooking spray
1/3 cup chocolate wafer cookie crumbs
1 tbl. granulated sugar
1 tbl. butter or margarine, melted
Filling:
1 (12-oz.) jar cherry preserves
1 (3-oz.) pkg. cream cheese, room temperature
3 tbls. granulated sugar, divided
1 egg, beaten
1/2 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tsp. cornstarch
1/3 cup semisweet chocolate chips, melted
1/4 cup plus 3 tbls. sour cream, divided
Directions:
To make crust:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly spray 4-inch springform pan with nonstick cooking spray. Mix all crust ingredients and press firmly into bottom of pan and 3/4 up sides of pan. Bake 6 to 8 minutes. Set aside.
To make the cake:
1. Remove 1/4 cup cherries from cherry preserves. If desired, coarsely chop. Set aside.
2. In large mixer bowl, beat together the cream cheese and 2 tablespoons sugar until light and fluffy.
3. Beat in the egg, vanilla and cornstarch until thoroughly mixed. Mix in melted chocolate and 1/4 cup sour cream.
4. Pour mixture into prepared crust. Reduce temperature to 325 degrees. Place small pan of water on bottom oven rack and springform pan on a cookie sheet and bake 25 to 30 minutes or until cheesecake does not jiggle in center.
5. Allow cheesecake to cool with oven turned off and door slightly ajar for 45 minutes. Cool on cooling rack or refrigerate at least 2 hours.
6. Combine remaining sour cream and granulated sugar. Spoon over top of cheesecake; add spoonful of cherry preserves.
Won’t You Be Mine Cookies
From: Wilton Enterprises
Makes: about 3 dozen cookies
Ingredients:
1-1/2 cups unsalted butter, softened
1 cup granulated sugar
1 egg
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1/2 tsp. almond extract
2 tsps. baking powder
3 cups all-purpose flour
Red and white ready-to-decorate icing
Red cake sprinkles
Hearts mix sprinkles
Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. In large bowl, cream butter and sugar with electric mixer. Beat in egg, vanilla and almond extracts.
2. Combine flour and baking powder and add to butter mixture, 1 cup at a time, mixing well after each addition. The dough will be very stiff. If necessary, blend last flour in by hand (if dough becomes too stiff, add water, a teaspoon at a time). Do not chill dough.
3. Divide dough into two balls. On a floured surface, roll each ball into a circle approximately 12 inches in diameter and 1/8 -inch thick.
4. Dipping cutters into flour before each use, cut out cookies.
5. Bake cookies on an ungreased cookie sheet for 6 to 7 minutes or until cookies are lightly browned. Cool completely on wire rack before decorating.
To decorate: Use the star tip to cover cookies with icing stars. For a smooth look, smooth out the icing stars with a spatula. Place sparkles and sprinkles onto the cookies, using the stencil, if desired. Decorate the edges of the cookies with additional icing. Add petite icing decorations, if desired.
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19 February 2010
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18 February 2010
Pretty Chocolate Candy Recipes From Canadas Famous Purdys
From Denny: The way the Winter Olymipics are overshadowing news coverage the Canadians are finally getting their respect - long overdue on all fronts for this country of only 30 million. Today Purdy's Chocolate of Canada, one of Canada's most popular chocolate companies, shares how to craft your own handmade chocolates! This video was originally created for Valentine's Day but as far as all chocophiles are concerned: "Didn't you know that every day is Valentine's Day when it comes to chocolate!" :)
Peter Higgins, a scientist at Purdy’s Chocolate of Canada, shares his recipes for blueberry almond bar and hedgehogs. Purdy's signature chocolates are the Hedgehogs made with hazelnuts and Sweet Georgia Browns made with pecans. The company sells over two million chocolate candies a year.
In the hedgehog recipe they use dried blueberries that are farmed in the Vancouver area. Purdy's also uses Himalyan pink sea salt. Why? This area of the world contains the oldest known salt deposit and is considered the purest. Now you know why Purdy's is so famous and well loved in Canada: they use the finest ingredients!
These recipes have just a few quality ingredients and are a breeze to create, enjoy!
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Blueberry almond bar
From: Peter Higgins of Purdy's Chocolate
Makes: four 3-ounce chocolate bars
INGREDIENTS
• 1 cup of 70% cocoa chocolate
• 4 ounces of roasted almonds
• 2 ounces of dried blueberries
DIRECTIONS
Melt the 70% chocolate slowly in a microwave oven until the chocolate is about 80% melted, leaving about 20% still solid. Melt the remaining chocolate by stirring the mixture until all solid chocolate has melted.
Add in blueberries and almonds. Mix until completely blended.
Pour mixture into chocolate bar molds, or on to wax paper (for bark) evenly and let dry at room temperature for 30 minutes or refrigerate for 15 minutes.
Hedgehogs
From: Peter Higgins of Purdy's Chocolate
Makes: 33 mini hedgehogs
INGREDIENTS
Chocolate shell recipe
• 1/2 cup milk chocolate
Center recipe
• 1/2 cup milk chocolate
• 1/2 cup Belgium hazelnut puree
DIRECTIONS
To make the shell
Melt the milk chocolate slowly in a microwave oven until the chocolate is about 80% melted, leaving about 20% still solid.
Melt the remaining chocolate by stirring the mixture until all solid chocolate has melted.
Pour the melted chocolate into your mold (any mold shape will do, if you can't find hedgehog molds) just enough to cover the walls of the mold. Pour the excess chocolate out of the molds so you have a nice thin shell. Let the mold sit to dry.
Prepare the center
By mixing the melted milk chocolate and hazelnut puree.
Ensure both ingredients are at 85F or 15C. Blend the ingredients together.
With a piping bag, pipe the mixture into milk chocolate shells.
Using a spatula, spread the leftover milk chocolate on the mold, and smooth out any air bubbles. This will create the bottom of your hedgehog shell.
Let the mold dry at room temperature for 30 minutes or refrigerate for 15 minutes.
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17 February 2010
Check Out Funny Fat Tuesday Afterglow Photos and Quotes
*** Mardi Gras and New Orleans is a quick tutorial in the Four D's: Debauchery, Decadence, Denial and Diets!
*** This is an excerpt from the full post over at my blog called The Social Poets. Be sure to check out the many great videos of Mardi Gras in New Orleans and more hilarious photos and great quotes: Funny Fat Tuesday Afterglow - Cheeky Quote Day 17 Feb 2010
From Denny: New Orleans has a particular fondness for lampooning the politically incorrect taboo subjects of sexuality, religion and death. This year they went at it full tilt and certainly did not disappoint.
These tacky photos will definitely make you laugh out loud. If you suffer from sexual prudishness you probably don't read my blogs but just in case, look away. Actually, it's pretty tame - but tacky stuff, not good taste - which is what New Orleans Mardi Gras is all about.
Anyway, I was doing that "wondering thing" about how to follow up the big party blowout of Fat Tuesday the day after when the thrill is gone. Of course, the Christian Lenten season has officially begun, a time to think of dialing it back on the excess meter and tuning ourselves to more inner reflection.
What better bridge than to laugh at the Four D's to get folks over their embarrassments from Mardi Gras that even their grandchildren will never hear the tales? The Four D's are Debauchery, Decadence, Denial and Diets. Enjoy the funny quotes, laugh 'til you fall off your chair Mardi Gras photos and news videos about the festival!
To keep your game face on, remember there is hope for the perpetual party person because this is the progression:
Debauchery is what you climb out of to get up to the next level of Decadence. You know, it's called graduating college and leaving behind your partying ways. So, you enter the oh, so adult life of Decadence known as credit cards, mortgages, shiny new cars, deep in debt and a few children dotting the backyard suburban landscape.
Before you know it you are done with Decadence after a decade or so and step up into the new house of Denial. Denial is when you experience Empty Nest Syndrome, hoping those screaming kids you so wanted to leave a few years earlier decide to come home to roost and make the house interesting again. Denial is also about figuring you might one day actually get to afford to retire. In those hopes you begin the process of trimming down your debt as your employer trims down your salary.
Eventually, you wake up and figure out you have to leave it all behind and go on a Diet to purge yourself of so much happy excess in order to function in life. What do you do? You retire, picking out your favorite destination and then go on perpetual holiday in New Orleans to begin the partying life all over again. And that, my friends, is why they call it the fast track Life Cycle... Oh, where did all the time go? :)
Debauchery Quotes
* May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like its being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman. - Anonymous
* To call war the soil of courage and virtue is like calling debauchery the soil of love. - George Santayana
Green makeup almost nude by Infrogmation @ flickr
* My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
Decadence Quotes
* Decadence Definition: America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde
* Decadence is wonderful. - Jack L. Chalker
Mardi Gras feathers by Infrogmation @ flickr
* A decadent civilization compromises with its disease, cherishes the virus infecting it, loses its self-respect. - E. M. Cioran
Decadence Quotes
Unique grocery - I'll say! - photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
* I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. - Garrison Keillor
Denial Quotes
Mardi Gras alien by Infrogmation @ flickr
* Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain
Funny Diet Quotes
Gorilla and woman photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - Well, I'm on the gorilla diet of "eat all the bananas you want and it seems to be working for me... don't you think?"
* I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. – Erma Bombeck
Some Serious Quotes about Denial to help us happily slide into the reflective mood of the new Lenten season:
* Evil, what is evil? There is only one evil, to deny life. – D. H. Lawrence
*** This is an excerpt from the full post over at my blog called The Social Poets. Be sure to check out the many great videos of Mardi Gras in New Orleans and more hilarious photos and great quotes: Funny Fat Tuesday Afterglow - Cheeky Quote Day 17 Feb 2010
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*** This is an excerpt from the full post over at my blog called The Social Poets. Be sure to check out the many great videos of Mardi Gras in New Orleans and more hilarious photos and great quotes: Funny Fat Tuesday Afterglow - Cheeky Quote Day 17 Feb 2010
From Denny: New Orleans has a particular fondness for lampooning the politically incorrect taboo subjects of sexuality, religion and death. This year they went at it full tilt and certainly did not disappoint.
These tacky photos will definitely make you laugh out loud. If you suffer from sexual prudishness you probably don't read my blogs but just in case, look away. Actually, it's pretty tame - but tacky stuff, not good taste - which is what New Orleans Mardi Gras is all about.
Anyway, I was doing that "wondering thing" about how to follow up the big party blowout of Fat Tuesday the day after when the thrill is gone. Of course, the Christian Lenten season has officially begun, a time to think of dialing it back on the excess meter and tuning ourselves to more inner reflection.
What better bridge than to laugh at the Four D's to get folks over their embarrassments from Mardi Gras that even their grandchildren will never hear the tales? The Four D's are Debauchery, Decadence, Denial and Diets. Enjoy the funny quotes, laugh 'til you fall off your chair Mardi Gras photos and news videos about the festival!
To keep your game face on, remember there is hope for the perpetual party person because this is the progression:
Debauchery is what you climb out of to get up to the next level of Decadence. You know, it's called graduating college and leaving behind your partying ways. So, you enter the oh, so adult life of Decadence known as credit cards, mortgages, shiny new cars, deep in debt and a few children dotting the backyard suburban landscape.
Before you know it you are done with Decadence after a decade or so and step up into the new house of Denial. Denial is when you experience Empty Nest Syndrome, hoping those screaming kids you so wanted to leave a few years earlier decide to come home to roost and make the house interesting again. Denial is also about figuring you might one day actually get to afford to retire. In those hopes you begin the process of trimming down your debt as your employer trims down your salary.
Eventually, you wake up and figure out you have to leave it all behind and go on a Diet to purge yourself of so much happy excess in order to function in life. What do you do? You retire, picking out your favorite destination and then go on perpetual holiday in New Orleans to begin the partying life all over again. And that, my friends, is why they call it the fast track Life Cycle... Oh, where did all the time go? :)
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Debauchery Quotes
* May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like its being filmed, and drink like a true Irishman. - Anonymous
* To call war the soil of courage and virtue is like calling debauchery the soil of love. - George Santayana
Green makeup almost nude by Infrogmation @ flickr
* My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn
Decadence Quotes
* Decadence Definition: America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde
* Decadence is wonderful. - Jack L. Chalker
Mardi Gras feathers by Infrogmation @ flickr
* A decadent civilization compromises with its disease, cherishes the virus infecting it, loses its self-respect. - E. M. Cioran
Decadence Quotes
Unique grocery - I'll say! - photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
* I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it. - Garrison Keillor
Denial Quotes
Mardi Gras alien by Infrogmation @ flickr
* Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain
Funny Diet Quotes
Gorilla and woman photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - Well, I'm on the gorilla diet of "eat all the bananas you want and it seems to be working for me... don't you think?"
* I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. – Erma Bombeck
Some Serious Quotes about Denial to help us happily slide into the reflective mood of the new Lenten season:
* Evil, what is evil? There is only one evil, to deny life. – D. H. Lawrence
*** This is an excerpt from the full post over at my blog called The Social Poets. Be sure to check out the many great videos of Mardi Gras in New Orleans and more hilarious photos and great quotes: Funny Fat Tuesday Afterglow - Cheeky Quote Day 17 Feb 2010
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23 Funny Total Debauchery Mardi Gras Photos
From Denny: Fun, frolic and general silly debauchery is what it's all about at the New Orleans Mardi Gras. Take a look at this year's craziness.
Green makeup almost nude by Infrogmation @ flickr
Mardi Gras alien by Infrogmation @ flickr
How 'Bout 'Dem Beads, woman? photo by Infrogmation @ flickr
Coffinmobile three wheeler by Infrogmation @ flickr
Mardi Gras feathers by Infrogmation @ flickr
Jackson Square New Orleans Mardi Gras by Infrogmation @ flickr - someone is in need of a push-up bra or corset...
Photo by Infrogmation @ flickr - Only in New Orleans at Mardi Gras can you walk into a coffee shop without your shirt on if you are female.
Big Chicken parade by Infrogmation @ flickr
Leopard drummers by Infrogmation @ flickr
Blonde Beth photo by Infrogmation @ flickr
Pink bunny and friend photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Unique grocery - I'll say! - photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Santas in the house photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - VICTOR BORGE
Bike riding lion photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Stimulus check costume photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - The Human Race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - MARK TWAIN
Welcome to Viagra Falls photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
I have no idea photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Men wearing fake female photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - I wonder what PETA would have to say about this? :)
The whole costumed cast photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Gorilla and woman photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Funny white hairs photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Funny Mardi Gras stripes photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Big Melon Babe Watermelon costume photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
*** Be sure to check out Comfort Food From Louisiana for great Mardi Gras recipes and Mardi Gras funny quotes!
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Green makeup almost nude by Infrogmation @ flickr
Mardi Gras alien by Infrogmation @ flickr
How 'Bout 'Dem Beads, woman? photo by Infrogmation @ flickr
Coffinmobile three wheeler by Infrogmation @ flickr
Mardi Gras feathers by Infrogmation @ flickr
Jackson Square New Orleans Mardi Gras by Infrogmation @ flickr - someone is in need of a push-up bra or corset...
Photo by Infrogmation @ flickr - Only in New Orleans at Mardi Gras can you walk into a coffee shop without your shirt on if you are female.
Big Chicken parade by Infrogmation @ flickr
Leopard drummers by Infrogmation @ flickr
Blonde Beth photo by Infrogmation @ flickr
Pink bunny and friend photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Unique grocery - I'll say! - photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Santas in the house photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - VICTOR BORGE
Bike riding lion photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Stimulus check costume photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - The Human Race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - MARK TWAIN
Welcome to Viagra Falls photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
I have no idea photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Men wearing fake female photo by sfmission.com @ flickr - I wonder what PETA would have to say about this? :)
The whole costumed cast photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Gorilla and woman photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Funny white hairs photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Funny Mardi Gras stripes photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
Big Melon Babe Watermelon costume photo by sfmission.com @ flickr
*** Be sure to check out Comfort Food From Louisiana for great Mardi Gras recipes and Mardi Gras funny quotes!
*** THANKS for visiting, come back often, feel welcome to drop a comment or opinion, a big shout out to awesome current subscribers - and if you are new to this blog, please subscribe in a reader or by email!
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